HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELIA!

Hehhh. It was IS delia's birthday! :D

yay. you've grown OLDER dear friend. Lol.

._." DONT KILL ME DELIA. yeqi told me that THAT face (._." looked constipated. and somehow or other it lead to the assumption that it looks like you.) so we concluded that we WOULD blog about it. here you go :D

today there was this HUGEEE fuss about the word...

LOVE JUICE.

ahh. what does it mean?
lol.
that was what ALOT of people were asking.
the conclusion was ALOT of people crowding around xinyuan and huifei asking them what it mean. as you know, they ARE our class' walking dictionary of sick words. LOL. except huifei is more.. OPEN to it, and xinyuan is like, glued shut.

Ms Leow's class - stolen from xinyuan. this is me

Then we suddenly got to the topic of the sausagey hair of the women from the church of LDS (Latter-day Saints, a fundamentalist Christian Bible-belt sect in southwestern USA) those people with pioneer dresses and weird hair? yeah. those people. and something about urban featured them for their.. er... wonderful hair. and Ms Leow was like "ooh very GOOD YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS!" Then I told her it was also in Urban, and everyone was like "omg XINYUAN READS URBAN" duh. i mean.. it's XINYUAN. the one who constantly swipes people's hands away. HATES shopping. eats HEALTHY. loves CELERY JUICE. what do you expect??? especially some people who had this sneery "ha, I never thought YOU'D read Urban" voice -.- I read it mainly to be amused, Fash Hag is one of the most hilarious columnists I've ever heard. fash hag reminds me of xinyuan and huifei. they are all equally sarcastic. As well as the AgonyAunt-type columns that people write in about their fashion woes. Crystal was going all "BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS, STRICT GUIDE!" Whatever, it's more of a useful comic relief thing for me. haha. especially those people who complain about I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. or. the guy who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE / DOESNT KNOW WHICH KIND OF KNOT IS SUITABLE FOR WHAT OCCASION.

somehow or other. at the end of ms leow's class, SOMEONE asked her about what LOVE JUICE was. haha. teacher's always ask you why you wanna know. LOL. like the DELIA and MS SIU incident. HAHA.

ms leow kinda explained it as bodily fluids where the male one is for fertilisation and the female one is for LUBRICATION. lol. then there were repeated AHHHS and OOOHHS. girls are funny :D (i am a girl too Oo) but yeahh. LOL. especially those super "TIAN ZHEN" (actually they KINDA know abit but are super curious then they keep bugging people about wanting to know, then when you tell them they are like OMG I WISH I DIDNT ASK. ._.")

this kinda reminds me of once, my super tian zhen cousin asked me a sick question HAHAHAHA. the WHOLE of her class gave her THE LOOK. as in, everyone knew what it meant la.. and the guys were like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. and the girls were like.. ._." she doesnt know..?! it's the look that people usually reserve for DELIA, and JOSIE. two of the most tian zhen people in our class..

The arena.

quite obvious RI won.. LOL. next week is nanyang vs jurong! jurong is supporting a lost cause.. LOL. its the should women go for NS? thing. we did that in debate liao. super funny. :D

my dad thinks nanyang is too nervous for their own good. Oo. i dont like watching debate with him. he critisizes EVERYTHING.

OHOHHOHOHOHOHOH. and dr seet - THE SUPER GAY JUDGE. was saying that he went online and saw a poll that said nicholas quah was the cutest debater in the arena. LIKE WTF? HE ACTUALLY GOES TO SEE THOSE POLLS? OMG. haaaahaaaaaaaaaaa. nicholas won best debater. expected. he won 2nd best in JG.

----taggified----

'-[yeqi] ................................... SOMEONE :D

'-[jimbo] oi. stop using the word BANGALA. later people think "how come gloria claims she's racist but she associates herself with..." you should call yourself the BLUSHING baby. :D or jimbo sounds better. how bout BIMBO? :D ehh. you try la. be in girls school. i hum la. girls are SCARY :O plus. the person i'm scolding MIGHT not be in my school. but shes still a girl. and like i said. GIRLS ARE SCARY :O you support me also no use. people kill me you just sit there and *BLUSH BLUSH* LOL. >.<"

'-[xinyuan] LOL. why pillowcase? why not something like.. "YOUR BROTHER" or.. i dont know. why PILLOWCASE? why something you associate with EVERYDAY? it's abit.. sick. haha. oh. bangala is my weird friend who thinks that labeling himself as a bangala is cool. = =. ACTUALLY. i tell you a secret. he's actually a BBimbo. (boy bimbo.) :O

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'-[passer-by] Oo. im starting to thinkkkkk... nothing. er.. insecure = ? sound doesnt necessarily mean is. but nvm. i didnt say i am or not.

but i never knew the truth about you <\3 '-[xiiao] deathie