omg seriously.

ITS CONFIRMED.

the new generation seem to have misunderstood the whole concept of natural selection!

Now before you go and click on the pretty X on this window, LISTEN ME OUT.

The whole point of natural selection is to basically end up having babies that can survive the world better right? (better traits)

IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO VIEW UGLY AS THE NEW “ATTRACTIVE”. My gosh. Their kids are so screwed. Seriously.

There are SO MANY. I repeat, SO MANY people out there, in today’s society (esp Singapore it seems) where individuals who really have very ugly features are supposedly attractive. (ie they have guys who like them etc.) its really very disappointing.

So you may ask me, WHO AM I TO DEFINE UGLY?

1.THEY HAVE DISPROPORTIONATE FEATURES
Im not going to mention names. I can safely say however that guys seem to LIKE girls who look distinctly male-ish. Like not even handsome women, (in olden times this meant strong features)

yes some of them have broad shoulders, strong bone structure, but that’s really alright. Whats NOT alright is when SOME OF THEM EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU (meaning they look POSTIVELY or is it negatively.. MALE)

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE? DO YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTERS TO LOOK LIKE MALES? AND ATTRACT ALL THE GAY MEN?? SERIOUSLY.


2. Some of them are excessive sluts / flirts
IS IT ATTRACTIVE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CANT PRACTISE MONOGAMY? (sticking to one partner) imagine a day somewhere in the future where this girl gets PREGNANT. Oh boy oh boy.

ARE YOU EVEN SURE THAT’S YOUR KID? HOW IS THIS IN YOUR BEST ADVANTAGE TOWARDS BREEDING MORE CHILDREN IF YOU ARENT EVEN SURE IF THAT’S YOUR KID.


3. I really need to say this again. SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY UGLY. LIKE DISPROPORTIONATE UGLY.
SERIOUSLY. Guys! THESE PEOPLE HAVE LIKE UNEQUAL EYE SIZE, LUMPY CHINS, OR SOMETHING. Or like NON EXISTENT HIPS as well as OTHER assets. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOLDEN RATIO? Or BIRTHING HIPS? *facepalm*

HOW IS HEREDITARY OILY FACIAL GLANDS OR DRY HAIR SUPPOSED TO BE A FAVOURABLE TRAIT??? I imagine that in the stone age dry hair was suchhhhh a sin, imagine all the leaves that can get stuck there!

okay I mean its INNER beauty that counts. So EVEN IF WE DON’T COUNT THIS, HOW CAN WE IGNORE THE TREND OF FLIRTS/SLUTS/GIRLS (like Guy-gIRLS)

Sigh.

I know the world is going to end (apocalypse), or that by 2060 we’re going to run out of electricity and thus be largely unable to see each other, but do we really need to do this?

Labels: bored, cheemology, rant